have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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