Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
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Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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