physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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