so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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