Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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