she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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