Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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