Pants 0. Shit 1.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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