So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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