I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We need to get me chipped asap
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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