i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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