just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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