on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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