Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You've changed since you got that strap on
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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