Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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