just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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