He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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