Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
