its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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