Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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