Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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