love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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