By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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