worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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