I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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