I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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