Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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