But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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