Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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