I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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