toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Let's paint friendship bongs
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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