guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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