Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I think I am morally bankrupt
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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