My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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