Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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