Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
