Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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