fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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