if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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