Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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