they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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