there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
