Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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