Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
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she pinky promised me she was 18
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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