Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
My penis needs a shock collar
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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