ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
