he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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