there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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