Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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