I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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