OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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