Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(910): View more from North Carolina

no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.

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(509): View more from Washington

I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.

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(618): View more from Illinois

remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back

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(518): View more from New York

we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.

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(630): View more from Illinois

note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...

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(313): View more from Michigan

The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car

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(813): View more from Florida

I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam

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(248): View more from Michigan

How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?

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