No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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