Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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